Lyrics translated into Español · See the original lyrics

If its different, punchSi es diferente, golpea

If its lager, lunchSi es cerveza, almuerza

If it moves, rootSi se mueve, arraiga

If it quacks, shootSi grazna, dispara

If its mates, protectSi son amigos, protege

If its wife, neglectSi es su esposa, descuida

If its wages, betSi son salarios, apuesta

If its vicious, petSi es malicioso, acaricia

If its American, apeSi es estadounidense, simio

If its a blonde, gapeSi es rubia, boquiabierto

If its boobs, inflateSi son senos, infla

If its V8, venerateSi es V8, venera

Yahoooo!¡Yahoooo!

Yahoooo!¡Yahoooo!

If its sport, boozeSi es deporte, embriágate

If its licence, loseSi es licencia, pierde

If its engine, thrashSi es motor, acelera

If its buttcrack, flashSi es raja, muestra

If its the boys, lairin'Si son los chicos, alardeando

If its women, no swearin'Si son mujeres, sin jurar

If its the footy trip, anaesthesiaSi es el viaje de fútbol, anestesia

If its back home, amnesiaSi es volver a casa, amnesia

If its party, newtedSi es fiesta, ebrio

If its bedroom, putridSi es dormitorio, fétido

If its foreplay, forgottenSi es juego previo, olvidado

If its rockin', don't bother knockin'Si está sonando, no molestes

Yahoooo!¡Yahoooo!

Yahoooo!¡Yahoooo!

If its a party, fightSi es una fiesta, pelea

If its winning, skiteSi estás ganando, presume

If its politics, rightSi son políticas, correctas

If its flatulence, lightSi es flatulencia, leve

If its tabloid, believe itSi es sensacionalista, créelo

If its broadsheet, don't read itSi es de calidad, no lo leas

If its music, rockSi es música, rock

If its casino, flockSi es casino, acude en masa