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It would appear that male patternParece que la calvicie de patrón masculino
Baldness has set inHa llegado
His hair, at an alarming paceSu cabello, a un ritmo alarmante
Running away from his faceHuyendo de su rostro
He's losing his virilityEstá perdiendo su virilidad
And now his masculinityY ahora su masculinidad
Has been compromisedHa sido comprometida
And his libido down-sizedY su libido reducida
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uhNo para mí, no para mí, no para mí, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbidNo para mí, no para mí, Dios no lo quiera
It's not for me you understandNo es para mí, entiendes
Bald, slap headed and hairlessCalvo, de cabeza rapada y sin cabello
Bald he is destined to beCalvo, está destinado a ser
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of meCalvo, esta noche gracias a Dios es él en lugar de mí
From what I have been readingPor lo que he estado leyendo
His scalp needs kneadingSu cuero cabelludo necesita masaje
To stimulate each folliclePara estimular cada folículo
And reverse this diabolicalY revertir esta diabólica
Condition that's afflicted heCondición que lo ha afectado
For years and has cruellyDurante años y ha repelido cruelmente
Repulsed each potential mateA cada posible pareja
And left him with a balding pateY lo ha dejado con una cabeza calva
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uhNo para mí, no para mí, no para mí, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbidNo para mí, no para mí, Dios no lo quiera
It's not for me you understandNo es para mí, entiendes
Bald, slap headed and hairlessCalvo, de cabeza rapada y sin cabello
Bald he is destined to beCalvo, está destinado a ser
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of meCalvo, esta noche gracias a Dios es él en lugar de mí
Sock it to me baby, yeah!¡Dámelo, bebé, sí!
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uhNo para mí, no para mí, no para mí, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbidNo para mí, no para mí, Dios no lo quiera
It's not for me you understandNo es para mí, entiendes
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uhNo para mí, no para mí, no para mí, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbidNo para mí, no para mí, Dios no lo quiera
It's not for me you understandNo es para mí, entiendes
Bald, slap headed and hairlessCalvo, de cabeza rapada y sin cabello
Bald he is destined to beCalvo, está destinado a ser
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of meCalvo, esta noche gracias a Dios es él en lugar de mí
Thank God!¡Gracias a Dios!
Bald, slap headed and hairlessCalvo, de cabeza rapada y sin cabello
Bald he is destined to beCalvo, está destinado a ser
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of meCalvo, esta noche gracias a Dios es él en lugar de mí
How?¿Cómo?