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It would appear that male patternParece que la calvicie de patrón masculino

Baldness has set inHa llegado

His hair, at an alarming paceSu cabello, a un ritmo alarmante

Running away from his faceHuyendo de su rostro

He's losing his virilityEstá perdiendo su virilidad

And now his masculinityY ahora su masculinidad

Has been compromisedHa sido comprometida

And his libido down-sizedY su libido reducida

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uhNo para mí, no para mí, no para mí, uh-uh

Not for me, not for me, heaven forbidNo para mí, no para mí, Dios no lo quiera

It's not for me you understandNo es para mí, entiendes

Bald, slap headed and hairlessCalvo, de cabeza rapada y sin cabello

Bald he is destined to beCalvo, está destinado a ser

Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of meCalvo, esta noche gracias a Dios es él en lugar de mí

From what I have been readingPor lo que he estado leyendo

His scalp needs kneadingSu cuero cabelludo necesita masaje

To stimulate each folliclePara estimular cada folículo

And reverse this diabolicalY revertir esta diabólica

Condition that's afflicted heCondición que lo ha afectado

For years and has cruellyDurante años y ha repelido cruelmente

Repulsed each potential mateA cada posible pareja

And left him with a balding pateY lo ha dejado con una cabeza calva

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uhNo para mí, no para mí, no para mí, uh-uh

Not for me, not for me, heaven forbidNo para mí, no para mí, Dios no lo quiera

It's not for me you understandNo es para mí, entiendes

Bald, slap headed and hairlessCalvo, de cabeza rapada y sin cabello

Bald he is destined to beCalvo, está destinado a ser

Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of meCalvo, esta noche gracias a Dios es él en lugar de mí

Sock it to me baby, yeah!¡Dámelo, bebé, sí!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uhNo para mí, no para mí, no para mí, uh-uh

Not for me, not for me, heaven forbidNo para mí, no para mí, Dios no lo quiera

It's not for me you understandNo es para mí, entiendes

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uhNo para mí, no para mí, no para mí, uh-uh

Not for me, not for me, heaven forbidNo para mí, no para mí, Dios no lo quiera

It's not for me you understandNo es para mí, entiendes

Bald, slap headed and hairlessCalvo, de cabeza rapada y sin cabello

Bald he is destined to beCalvo, está destinado a ser

Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of meCalvo, esta noche gracias a Dios es él en lugar de mí

Thank God!¡Gracias a Dios!

Bald, slap headed and hairlessCalvo, de cabeza rapada y sin cabello

Bald he is destined to beCalvo, está destinado a ser

Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of meCalvo, esta noche gracias a Dios es él en lugar de mí

How?¿Cómo?