Lyrics of 'Gameshow' by Suburban Rhythm

Gameshow :
Oh I wish that life was like a gameshow,
I could use my smarts and my intelligence.
Oh my folks would be so very proud of me,
if I won them a years supply of Captain Crunch.

Oh I wish that life was more like Card Sharks,
all you'd have to do is pick the right card.
But I hope that life is not like Jeopardy,
just because Jeopardy's a little too hard.

If I don't win the Sony television, or a stereo,
a case of Rice-A-Roni will last me for a year or so.

You too can be a winner,
even though you are only a beginner.
Being lucky is a given,
when you're rolling with Merv Griffin.

Life's a wheel and you spin it.
Not how you play but, but how you win it.
Life's a stage and we are the players.
Joker, joker, double slayer.

Oh I think it's time I had a break now,
everyday's the same you know I'm feeling stuck.
If the Wheel of Fortune will not let me play,
I could always try my hand at Press Your Luck.

I never knew that life could be so easy,
I can be the boss of my own company.
It is only five half-hour shifts every week,
cash and prizes make for me a great salary.

Pat Sajak is a saviour, he always has a vowel for sale.
If I could pick the mayor, I'd vote for Wink Martendale.

Life's a wheel and you spin it.
Not how you play but, but how you win it.
Everyday I slave a stupid job,
when I could be winning on a gameshow.

Never worry, don't fret now.
Win yourself a new Corvette now.
Be a star on television,
if you make the right decision.

Life's a wheel and you spin it.
Not how you play but, but how you win it.
Life's a stage and we are the players.
Joker, joker, double slayer.