Lyrics of 'De eicel' by Seth Gaaikema
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Elco houdt de paringsdrift
Van Nederland in toom
En regelt voor het vaderland
De zuigelingenstroom
Z'n afstandelijke blik
Die is daarvoor geknipt
Spreekt altijd met twee woorden
Zelfs wanneer hij wipt
Elco, onze paringsdrift
Die houd jij niet in toom
Straks brand je met je laseroog
Nog een gat in m'n condoom
Elco die geslepen, sluw en stipt is
Als 'n baby die heel handig
Door z'n eigen abortus heen geglipt is
Hij regelt iedere vezel van ons vel
Hij tast ons namens het kruis in 't kruis
Heel onbeschaamd, dat wel
Elco gaf ook toe: "Het verdroot hem"
Maar hij stelt wel vast:
't Quotum
Van 't scrotum
Elco komt persoonlijk
Met de eitjes, bj u thuis
Als 'n verlate paashaas
Die verdwaald is, per abuis
Hij doet z'n mondje open
Kijkt verlegen blue en lacht:
"Uw eitje mag drie keer
Bij u worden ingebracht"
Elco wil bevruchten tegengaan
Voor 't goeie doel
Ik weet niet of hij de zaadcel doodt
Maar hij doodt wel mijn gevoel
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