Lyrics of 'Stinky Dinky' by RuPaul

I went to the, uh
Travel bureau agency to, you know, uh
Make my reservation
And I smelled that cigarette smoke
When I walked in
And I said: God dammit
Can't stand it, can't stand it
And I said
Hey, is it somebody smoking in here?
A girl said: Yes, we all smoke
As I wonder: Do you have a cigarette?

And, oh, boy
She jumped down my throat
No! No! No!
Don't give her no cigarette
And I had to curse her out
But I got that cigarette
But you know how it is
It's hard, it's hard to quit
But I'm doing real good
I only smoked two today
That's good

The future belongs
To those who can smell it coming
(What's she talking about?)
Stinky dinky (say what?)

Stank
Stinky dinky (stinky dinky)
Stank (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Stank (what you mean?)
Stinky dinky (I do?)
Stank (uh-oh, uh-oh)

Banji Girl's doing her thing
Really sweet and kinky
Out for disco body heat
Call the stinky dinky

Stank
Stinky dinky (stinky dinky)
Stank (uh-oh, uh-oh)

Engelbert Humperdinck
Sexy little wanky
Bigger than the love boat
Smaller than your pinkie

We gonna funk you up
We gonna funk you down

Stank (what she talking' about?)
Stinky dinky
Stank (I do?)
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Stank
Stinky dinky
Stank (uh-oh, uh-oh)

We don't care what people think, no no
Because we choose to stink

Stank (what you mean?)
Stinky dinky (Stinky dinky)
Stank (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Stank (I do?)
Stinky dinky
We wanna funk you up
Stank (uh-oh, uh-oh)

Stank is natural
Stank is good
Go stank up your neighborhood
Don't be shy
Don't be shamed
Stankin' is my middle name

Stank (Stanky)
Stinky dinky
Stank (Stanky)

DJ Boys on the floor
Funkin' for Jamaica
Dancin' 'til you're soaking wet
Shake your money maker

We gonna funk you up
We gonna funk you down
We don't care what people think
Because we choose to
Stink

Stank
Stinky dinky
Stank (uh-oh, uh-oh)
Stank
Stinky dinky
We wanna funk you up
Stank (stinky dinky)
Uh-oh, uh-oh

Ooh ah, oooh ah ah, ooh ah
Scooby dooby da da
(What she talkin' about?)
Ooh ah, oooh ah ah (say what?)
(Stinky dinky, stinky dinky)
Honey, I think you better
Put your drawers back on
You are stinky
Scooby dooby da da
Ooh ah, oooh ah ah, ooh ah

Stank (what she talkin' about?)
Stinky dinky
Stank (I do?)
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Stank
Stinky dinky
Stank (uh-oh, uh-oh)
The future belongs to those who can smell it coming