Lyrics of 'My Summertime Thang' by Prince

Ladies and gentlemen!
Dude and dudettes!
It's time about, that all out, funk funk funky action!

Mmmmm!
She's bad ain't she?
She's so bad she good!
Want me 2 rap?
Yes! I'll be over here posing by the Porsche!
Solid

Good afternoon, darlin'
U must be helping out a friend
Because U are must 2 pretty 2 be working in here
What's up with that?
What's up with your buddy over there holding his stuff?
Does he have 2 use the bathroom?
No baby, he's posing... by the Porsche!
Cars don't impress me
That's Morris Day and he would like 2 eat U, I.. I mean meet U
Alright, go get him
Hey Morris, she wants 2 meet U, man

Oh Lawd!
Hello my dear
My name is Morris
Where'd U get that ass?
Same place U got your manners!
Jerome, where'd I get my manners?
Same place she got that ass
And where was that?
Mama
That's right baby, yo mama!
Now let's be nice, it's such a pretty day

Where are we going?
I'm taking U 2 my club
Your club?
Yeah, I rounded up some people and bought a club
Legal-like, U know?
And that's where we're going
I'll believe it when I see it

Morris, how long has it been? 6 hours?
(Chill nigga!)
What a lovely lady!
My God, the one last night...
She's so fat, she have 2 use a VCR 4 a beeper, no?
Hehe, U're fired
I'm fired? I'm fired! (That's right)
I quit!
They shouldn't have let U people in the country in the first place!
Let us in the country?!
Now what history book did U read, boy?
Jerome, hook this punk up 2 my Porsche!
The roller skates?
The roller skates!
No, not the roller skates!

I think I wanna go home!
Home?
The party's just startin', Stella!
But come sit down
Do U wanna see me dance?
Dance?
Jerome, Body Language
Now do The Horse (Yeah)
Oak Tree! (Look out)
I like that, Oak Tree!
Get ready, Chili Sauce!
Fellas? (Yeah!)
Hit me and don'tcha lag
Tell me what dance 2 do - it start with an M (Murph Drag!)
Good God!
I ain't through yet, band!
Wawk! Hallelujah! Whoa! {sample from "The Bird"}

Wow, that was fun, will U take me out again?
Oh yeah, Stella, we can do this
U're the type of woman that could settle me down (Huh, yeah right)
Jerome (Yo)
Take her home, I have some unfinished business with one of my critics
Are we ready? (I do believe we are ready)
(Maybe, but not much)
Alright, now, what was that U were saying about my people?
Please Mr. Day, I never roller skated before in my life!
Well why put off till 2morrow what U can do 2night?
Hahahahahaha!
My summertime thang! {x2}
(Leave me alone)
My summertime thang

(Yeah!) I'm back!