Lyrics translated into Español · See the original lyrics
Here we have our dust free dining setAquí tenemos nuestro juego de comedor libre de polvo
We guarentee it won't collect a specGarantizamos que no recogerá ni una mota
Freeing up the children to insteadLiberando a los niños para en cambio
Grow into your moldingCrecer en tu moldeado
Heed more of your scoldingAtender más de tus regaños
Go early to their new self-making bedsIr temprano a sus nuevas camas autohechas
It seems like you'd be tired of losing faceParece que estarías cansado de perder la cara
Like you'd want to put the children in their placeComo si quisieras poner a los niños en su lugar
The more you have to tell them to do their choresCuanto más tengas que decirles que hagan sus tareas
The more you run the risk of being ignoredMás corres el riesgo de ser ignorado
If you're lucky they'll turn out as good as youSi tienes suerte, saldrán tan buenos como tú
You tell them that they're good kidsLes dices que son buenos niños
But you know that it's not truePero sabes que no es verdad
Your father drank a littleTu padre tomaba un poco
You're on liver number twoEstás en el hígado número dos
Progress has a way of feigning easeEl progreso tiene una forma de fingir facilidad
Convenient new inventions bait the teaseConvenientemente nuevas invenciones atraen la tentación
For, though it is impossible to curePorque, aunque sea imposible curar
A husband bent on cheatingA un esposo inclinado a engañar
The oxygen's depletingEl oxígeno se está agotando
A child who's always braggingUn niño que siempre presume
A wife's persistent naggingEl persistente regaño de una esposa
We're equipped to live as though it wereEstamos equipados para vivir como si fuera
If you're lucky they'll turn out as good as youSi tienes suerte, saldrán tan buenos como tú
You tell them that they're good kidsLes dices que son buenos niños
But you know that it's not truePero sabes que no es verdad
Your fatehr drank a littleTu padre tomaba un poco
You're on liver number twoEstás en el hígado número dos