Lyrics of 'Ho Ho Fuking Ho' by Monty Python

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a croc of shit,
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit,
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work
While he stars in the show,
Stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

I'm Rudolf & I quit
Just whos he think he is,
That little fat cunt said back in the sleigh,
Crackin' that fuckin' whip,
And me stuck up the front,
Of these other useless cunts,
Stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a croc of shit,
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit,
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work
While he stars in the show
Stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

And what about us elves,
We've had enough as well
Workin' in that feezin' factory
Cold as fuckin' hell,
Workin' til we drop
With our bollocks freezin' off,
Stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a croc of shit,
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit,
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work
While he stars in the show
Stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

I'm Santa Claus's wife,
I know what he's really like,
Sneakin' into them little kids rooms
He's a fuckin' pediphile,
A devious old drunk,
And I'm married to the cunt,
So stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho Ho fucking ho

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a croc of shit,
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit,
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work
While he stars in the show
Stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho - Ho - Fucking - Ho

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