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Did you fight the roman wars¿Luchaste contra las guerras romanas?

And end up naked on your horse?¿Y terminar desnudo en tu caballo?

Did you earn your winner's strikes¿Ganaste las huelgas de tu ganador?

And fall down drunk in your face last night?¿Y caer borracho en tu cara anoche?

Is it true you lost your wealth¿Es verdad que perdiste tu riqueza?

And then your health to breast-fed milk?Y luego su salud a la leche amamantada?

Happy birthdayFeliz cumpleaños

To the worst friend in the worldPor el peor amigo del mundo

Happy birthdayFeliz cumpleaños

To you, to you, to youA ti, a ti, a ti

It's true, it's trueEs verdad, es verdad

And we don't know what you're trying to proveY no sabemos lo que intentas probar

It's true it's trueEs verdad, es verdad

And we don't know what you're trying to doY no sabemos lo que intentas hacer

Did you find egyptian tombs¿Encontraste tumbas egipcias?

And sacred jewels when you read the news?¿Y joyas sagradas cuando lees las noticias?

Did you take her home last night¿La llevaste a casa anoche?

And fly first class? It'd be fifteen flights.¿Y volar en primera clase? Serían quince vuelos

Is it true you grew up poor¿Es verdad que creciste pobre?

But then found success at the video store?Pero luego encontró éxito en la tienda de videos?

Happy birthday.Feliz cumpleaños

Can I poison your drink?¿Puedo envenenar tu bebida?

Happy birthdayFeliz cumpleaños

To you, to you, to youA ti, a ti, a ti

It's true, it's trueEs verdad, es verdad

And we don't know what you're trying to proveY no sabemos lo que intentas probar

It's true, it's trueEs verdad, es verdad

And we don't know what you're trying to doY no sabemos lo que intentas hacer