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一一Yī yīyi yi

一二一yī èr yīyī èr yī

一二三四五六七yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qīyī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī

一一yī yīyi yi

一二一yī èr yīyī èr yī

一二三四五六七yī èr sān sì wǔ liù qīyī èr sān sì wǔ liù qī

Hop hop, you came along my secret labotoryHop hop, you came along my secret labotoryHop hop, viniste a mi laboratorio secreto

Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qiSpiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qiColmillos sangrientos puntiagudos y puntiagudos hambrientos de mi qi

Hold up, misterHold up, misterEspera, señor

Right there, misterRight there, misterAhí mismo, señor

Sit down, misterSit down, misterSiéntate, señor

How about some retort, pouch of curry?How about some retort, pouch of curry?¿Qué tal una bolsita de curry?

Pouch of chili, pouch of MREPouch of chili, pouch of MREBolsa de chile, bolsa de MRE

But you're rather pickyBut you're rather pickyPero eres bastante exigente

Well, I'll make you something elseWell, I'll make you something elseBueno, te haré algo más

Don't need to show me howDon't need to show me howNo es necesario que me muestres cómo

Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myselfSince I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myselfYa que soy el científico loco, proclamado por mí mismo

Canto or SichuanCanto or SichuanCanto o Sichuan

Jiangsu or HunanJiangsu or HunanJiangsu o Hunan

No matter which one you pick I'll get it doneNo matter which one you pick I'll get it doneNo importa cuál elijas, lo haré

炸酱面 and 小笼包Zhajiangmian and xiaolongbaoZhajiangmian y xiaolongbao

馄饨 and 叉烧Wonton and chashaowonton y chashao

Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouchDelivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouchLa entrega a domicilio o la comida para llevar no superarán mi bolsa de réplica

You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retortYou're loving my retort, I'm loving your retortTe encanta mi respuesta, me encanta tu respuesta

You're my only retort, you're my only retortYou're my only retort, you're my only retortEres mi única réplica, eres mi única réplica

Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hugCrack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hugCrack, crack, estiras los brazos pidiendo un abrazo

Hidden under your talisman is your practised smileHidden under your talisman is your practised smileEscondido bajo tu talismán está tu sonrisa practicada

Come here, misterCome here, misterVen aqui señor

Help me, misterHelp me, misterAyúdeme, señor

Right here, misterRight here, misterAquí mismo, señor

You took up my spoonYou took up my spoonTomaste mi cuchara

Stirring curry, stirring chiliStirring curry, stirring chiliRevolver el curry, revolver el chile

That's when I've realized we've became familyThat's when I've realized we've became familyFue entonces cuando me di cuenta de que nos habíamos convertido en familia

Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holdingThen he came, a man in black and white, he's holdingLuego vino, un hombre vestido de blanco y negro, sosteniendo

Laser guns and bagua signsLaser guns and bagua signsPistolas láser y carteles de bagua

Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled theThen he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled theLuego apuntó a tu piel viscosa y sacó la

Trigger, your head burstsTrigger, your head burstsDispara, tu cabeza estalla

Shh, I'll stitch you back upShh, I'll stitch you back upShh, te volveré a coser

Don't need to show me howDon't need to show me howNo es necesario que me muestres cómo

Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myselfSince I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myselfYa que soy el científico loco, proclamado por mí mismo

I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hairI'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hairTe daré ojos de plástico y cabello de nailon

And I'll make sure I get your talisman repairedAnd I'll make sure I get your talisman repairedY me aseguraré de reparar tu talismán

Shark fin soup or dim sumShark fin soup or dim sumSopa de aleta de tiburón o dim sum

Dumpling or Peking duckDumpling or Peking duckDumpling o pato pekinés

Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you backNothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you backNada de lo que haga te devolverá ese encanto dentro de ti

But you're still my retort, but you're still my retortBut you're still my retort, but you're still my retortPero sigues siendo mi réplica, pero sigues siendo mi réplica

I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retortI'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retortEstoy buscando una réplica, estoy buscando una réplica