The Bears

thereafter we'll refer to this as the fouth and fourteenth incidentdespués nos referiremos a esto como el cuarto y decimocuarto incidente

immortalized in microfiche, barcoded documentsinmortalizado en microfichas, documentos con códigos de barras

saw you sweating on the corner you were sucking off a sodate vi sudando en la esquina, estabas chupando una soda

sticky summer in the bario, didn't really think that he could be a romeoverano pegajoso en el barrio, realmente no pensé que pudiera ser un Romeo

his friends busted in screamin rodeosus amigos irrumpieron gritando rodeo

thereafter we'll refer to this as the last time you attempt to kissdespués nos referiremos a esto como la última vez que intentaste besar

some fairy bear you've barely met, put your lips on his leather vesta algún oso marica que apenas conocías, pusiste tus labios en su chaleco de cuero

the mechanical bull is rubbing right though the wool of your pantlegel toro mecánico se frota justo a través de la lana de tu pantalón

the linedance starts, it pounds long with your heart and you're strandedcomienza el baile en línea, golpea fuerte con tu corazón y estás varado

his roommates came out, they came from under the couch and they jumped insus compañeros de cuarto salieron, salieron de debajo del sofá y se unieron

i laid down with the lions but they're way too lameme acosté con los leones pero son demasiado aburridos

i went down on the tigers but they're way too tameme fui con los tigres pero son demasiado mansos

i know that you're scared, but i suggest you go back to the bearssé que tienes miedo, pero te sugiero que vuelvas a los osos

your kisses taste just like skoal banditstus besos saben a Skoal Bandits

you're minty fresh and fucking gorgeousestás fresco a menta y jodidamente hermoso