Skanouska

Igor was a boy from Wladiwostok,Igor era un chico de Vladivostok,

Skanouska was the girl on his mind.Skanouska era la chica en su mente.

He always did his best to attract her attention,Siempre hacía lo posible por llamar su atención,

but it seemed as if Skanouska was blind.pero parecía que Skanouska estaba ciega.

He swam the Wolga nude with minus 20 degrees,Nadó desnudo en el Volga con menos 20 grados,

he climbed the Kaukasus on his two bare knees.escaló el Cáucaso sobre sus dos rodillas desnudas.

But Skanouska made love with all the other boys,Pero Skanouska hacía el amor con todos los otros chicos,

'cause for her they were all much better toys.porque para ella eran mejores juguetes.

One day Igor found Skanouska messin' around,Un día Igor encontró a Skanouska jugando,

she was playing with Igor's best mate.estaba con el mejor amigo de Igor.

He was frustrated 'cause he wanted to show her his dung,Estaba frustrado porque quería mostrarle su mierda,

that he saved for weeks in a box with a gate.que había guardado por semanas en una caja con una puerta.

So Igor grabbed his knife and cut his friend in two,Así que Igor agarró su cuchillo y cortó a su amigo en dos,

and after him all the others of Skanouska's crew.y luego a todos los demás de la pandilla de Skanouska.

Now Igor was happy and he wanted nothing more,Ahora Igor estaba feliz y no quería nada más,

but Skanouska was crying 'cause Igor was a bore.pero Skanouska lloraba porque Igor era aburrido.