Lyrics of 'Bertha' by Jean Leloup
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Big Fat Mama...
Affalée sur son divan
De velours et de brocart
Bertha la femme la plus grosse
Du monde, attend son dîner
Des grenouilles pour commencer
Foie de volaille, les pâtés
Et puis un peu d'Armagnac
Pour ouvrir son appétit
Comme elle mange la Bertha
Mastique le pachyderme
L'énorme est éléphantesque
Comme elle est laide et grotesque !
Bertha avale coup sur coup
Des grenouilles en chocolat
Des perdrix au caramel
Et de porc douze genoux
Puis enfin c'est le potage
Sur chacune de ses joues
Dégoulinent les morceaux
De foie gras et de poireaux
Comme elle mange la Bertha
Mastique le pachyderme
L'énorme est éléphantesque
Comme elle est laide et grotesque
Les biftecks et les côtelettes
Cuits à la sauce d'abricots
Arrivent par en arrière
Arrivent par en arrière
Douze camions de livreurs
Nous en annoncent l'odeur
Les crèmes et vins capiteux
Les enfants courent joyeux
Les enfants courent joyeux
Les enfants courent joyeux en chantant :
Comme elle mange la Bertha
Mastique le pachyderme
L'énorme est éléphantesque
Comme elle est laide et grotesque !
Mais que dire des cent fromages
Qui ensuite la couvriront ?
Coulera le camembert
Avant l'arrivée d'Albert
Contre qui elle s'étalera
Sous ses plis et ses remous
Elle l'étouffe entre ses fesses
Il jouit le scélérat
Et il crie le petit pois
Comme elle mange la Bertha
Mastique le pachyderme
L'énorme est éléphantesque
Comme elle est laide et grotesque !
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