Lyrics of 'O, dokter!' by Jan De Wilde

O, dokter, ik ben bang
Ik vermoed dat ik lijd
Aan de schandelijkste ziekte
Aan de pest van deze tijd

Had ik maar een frisse kanker
Leukemie of gonorroe
Cholera of harde sjanker
'k Kneep van pret m'n billen toe

't Is bijna als een melaatse
Met 'n bel, dat ik me schaam
O, ik durf het haast niet zeggen
Dokter, ik ben monogaam!

Toen m'n vrienden me vermeden
Kreeg ik pas eerst achterdocht
'k Dacht: 'Ik heb weer het verkeerde
Merk deodorant gekocht!'

Om 't getal buiken te kennen
Dat zij reeds hebben bereden
Tellen ze 't aantal borsten
En dat delen ze door twee

Misschien is het 'n slecht merk van
Tandpasta dat ik gebruik
Want hoe of ik ook m'n best doe
'k Kom met moeite aan een buik!

"Ga maar liggen", zegt de dokter
"Op de stapelgekkenbank
Laat de broek maar even zakken
En het is drieduizend frank!"

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