Lyrics by Hewhocorrupts

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  1. Canada, Shakespeare, Canada
  2. Checking Mic Marker
  3. Just So We're On The Same Page
  4. Last Of The Financial Statements
  5. Linguistic Violations
  6. Master Of Profits
  7. Mic Marker Checked
  8. Mrs. Andretti'S Hustlers
  9. My Unearable Battle With Keyboard Semen
  10. One... Million Dollars
  11. Overture
  12. Ride The Limo
  13. Saigon'S Still Kickin
  14. Say One More Thing And I'Ll Drop A Bus On Your Head
  15. Sell 'Em All
  16. She's A Fire Engine
  17. The Ball Is In Your Court
  18. This Is Beatbox
  19. Unload The White Load
  20. Wall Street Days: Revisited
  21. Where's The F'n Ball?
  22. You Dropped The Ball...

Hewhocorrupts is a Chicago-based grindcore band most known for their songs mocking Metallica, making reference to the notorious allegations of the group having sold out by parodying the band's song titles with their own business-related counterparts: Ride the Lightning is retitled Ride the Limo and Master of Puppets becomes Master of Profits. This jab of satire is carried through the entire band's style. Their own site refers to them as "Hewhocorrupts Megacorp.", and they appear in a costume of business suits and aviator sunglasses informally known as "hardcorporate", in reference to other styles such as hardcore, grindcore, etc. Members of the band were in the power violence/grindcore band Kungfu Rick and in Authority Abuse. The band Hewhocorrupts operates a record label which has released albums by such artists as: 7000 Dying Rats, Authority Abuse, Don't Worry About It, Fordirelifesake, Fork Knife Spoon, Godstomper, Holy Roman Empire, Infestation of Ass, John Brown Battery, (Lone) Wolf & Cub, Mexican Cheerleader, Not Enough Gold, Plague Bringer, Russian Circles, Stillwell, Third Degree, Tower of Rome, Tusk, Wilbur Cobb.

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