Lyrics of 'The Girls Next Door' by Devin Townsend

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Welcome boys and to the rock and roll high school

Lesson #1 us where to put your tongue

Lesson #2 is what you do with your tool

And watch the fringe benefits come second to none!

Graduates from the old rock and roll high school

Pretend they're still rebellious with a video pose

The uneducated spew some lame political view

And the punks will look like hunks in their endorsement clothes!

So hey, let's rock, and put out a little corporate schlock!

To play, just get the call, then keep your eye on the friggin' ball

'Cause that's all... that's all!

Listen boys and girls to the rock and roll motto

It's fun to spend your money, just take it from me

And don't cry "foul" for us admitting this cash cow

The "revolution" is a capitalist industry!

So, hey, let's rock, and talk a little corporate talk!

I say, you'll never fall, when your face is pressed against the wall!
If what it takes to rock, is to suck a little corporate cock
Well, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door!
If what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore
We're already there!
(Mid section) Come on out to the Brüster spend-a-long
Buy a T-shirt and it'll make you feel like you're part of an elite clique
While directly paying for our advertising!
Hey hey! We passed, now everyone can kiss our ass!!!
And we'll appeal to a need
Where one never used to be
'Cause what it takes to rock is to suck some corporate cock

So, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door!

And what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore

So, hey Borivoj, we'll be the girls next door!

So, hey Monte Conner, we'll be the girls next door!

So, hey Pepsi-Cola, we'll be the girls next door!

So, hey Cliff Cultreri, we'll be the girls next door!!!

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