Two Bagger

I met her up in misula she owned her own pulp truckLa conocí en Misula, ella tenía su propio camión de pulpa

She took me for a ride one night and told me we were stuckMe llevó a dar una vuelta una noche y me dijo que estábamos atascados

She put her arms around me and said i'll keep you warmMe abrazó y dijo 'te mantendré caliente'

I was so dumb and innocent i didn't see the harmYo era tan tonto e inocente que no vi el daño

Then they started wrestling and he almost had her beatEntonces empezaron a luchar y casi la vence

He fought that big ol' beefalo till she pinned him to the seatLuchó contra ese gran búfalo hasta que ella lo derrotó

She made me drink a case of beer everything was a blurMe hizo beber una caja de cerveza, todo era borroso

When i work up this morning i was married to herCuando desperté esta mañana, estaba casado con ella

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He's married to a logger who looks just like his dadEstá casado con una leñadora que se parece a su papá

But his dad don't have a mustache and his feet don't smell as badPero su papá no tiene bigote y sus pies no huelen tan mal

Up here in the last frontier men are men its trueAquí en la última frontera, los hombres son hombres, es verdad

But she makes arnold schwarzenegger look like peggy suePero ella hace que Arnold Schwarzenegger parezca Peggy Sue

I called up her dad to see if he would take her backLlamé a su papá para ver si se la llevaba de vuelta

He laughed so hard i thought he'd have another heart attackSe rió tanto que pensé que tendría otro ataque al corazón

He said to find a paper bag to put upon her headDijo que encontrara una bolsa de papel para poner en su cabeza

I grabbed a k-mart shopping bag and went on back to bedAgarré una bolsa de compras de K-Mart y volví a la cama

He tried to put the bag on her but it was way too smallIntentó ponerle la bolsa pero era demasiado pequeña

She got him in a hammer lock and pinned him to the wallElla lo puso en una llave de martillo y lo clavó en la pared

How do you think i feel waking up to you¿Cómo crees que me siento despertando a tu lado?

If i've got to wear a paper bag you better put on twoSi tengo que llevar una bolsa de papel, mejor ponte dos

(repeat chorus)(repetir coro)