Mental Monkey

I knew you were a psycho right from the startSabía que eras un psicópata desde el principio

You measure your friends by the way that they fartMides a tus amigos por la forma en que se tiran pedos

When my friends come around i feel so degradedCuando mis amigos vienen, me siento tan degradado

You act like a dweeb they say, "is he related?"Actúas como un idiota, dicen '¿está relacionado con él?'

(male vocal)(vocal masculino)

Hey pizza face you look like a blisterOye cara de pizza, pareces una ampolla

I don't tell anyone you're my sisterNo le digo a nadie que eres mi hermana

Look at those teeth you look like a beaverMira esos dientes, pareces un castor

And those ears of yours look like radar receiversY esas orejas tuyas parecen antenas de radar

Chorus: (female vocal)Coro: (vocal femenino)

Get off my case you big butt faceDéjame en paz, cara de trasero grande

You're too weird for the human raceEres demasiado raro para la raza humana

You're a mental monkey that belongs in a zooEres un mono mental que pertenece a un zoológico

And all of your friends are as geeky as youY todos tus amigos son tan frikis como tú

(female vocal)(vocal femenino)

You eat like a pig and you look like one tooComes como un cerdo y también pareces uno

It smells like something died in your shoesHuele como si algo muriera en tus zapatos

You got potatoes growing out of your earsTienes papas creciendo en tus oídos

Are you planning on taking a bath this year?¿Planeas bañarte este año?

(male vocal)(vocal masculino)

You got a body just like donald duckTienes un cuerpo igualito a Pato Donald

Your face could stop a garbage truckTu cara podría detener un camión de basura

You camp in the bathroom to fix your hairAcampas en el baño para arreglarte el cabello

Its not halloween who you trying to scare?No es Halloween, ¿a quién intentas asustar?

(repeat chorus)(repite coro)

(male vocal)(vocal masculino)

Go look in the mirror you look like a dorkVe a mirarte en el espejo, pareces un tonto

Has someone been stabbing your face with a fork?¿Alguien ha estado apuñalando tu cara con un tenedor?

You don't need nose plugs when you go for a swimNo necesitas tapones para la nariz cuando nadas

You could plug up those nostrils with two bowling pinsPodrías tapar esas fosas nasales con dos bolos

(female vocal)(vocal femenino)

You think you're hot and you think you're greatCrees que eres guapo y crees que eres genial

How come you can't get a human to date?¿Cómo es que no puedes conseguir una cita humana?

You and your boyfriend were made for each otherTú y tu novio fueron hechos el uno para el otro

He looks like freddy and you look like his motherÉl parece Freddy y tú pareces su madre

(repeat chorus)(repite coro)