Lyrics of 'Maxine' by Cosmo Jarvis

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Dumb kid
Dumb kid
Dumb kid

I'm not stalking you,
I'm walking in front of you,
But you're screaming.

And I'm not grabbing you,
Or slapping the ass of you,
But I'm dreaming.

Cause I like girls in trackies,
I don't know why they just grab me
And I like how you stand up.
I like how you stand up.

I'm not that weird,
I don't have a girl or beard,
And I'm so fed up,
So fed up.

I wasn't really gonna get
A tattoo of your name on my arm
'Cause I don't have that much money
I can spend, I can spend.

No matter how much porn I download,
I will always think of you,
And I will be obsessed
'Til the end, 'til the end.

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!

I'm not a wanker,
Well I used to be,
But I'm not anymore
Cause it makes me tired.

And I'm glad you're happy,
But if my love gets crappy
And I'm glad you're admired.

And I know I'm immature,
I won't stalk you anymore.
I'm a dumb kid
Dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid

And I'm not forgetting you,
I'm just not gonna hit on you.
I'm sexually retarded.

Speaking of jacking,
I was doing it today
But then I quit so
I'd last longer,
And you wouldn't laugh at me.

I'm one of those guys
That can't let go and accept loneliness
'Cause I've got quite an
Addictive personality.

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!

I'm not saying we were gonna bang
But it would have been quite nice,
And I would have liked it more
Than the best thing in the world.

You're not the first
I've done a song about
Trust me.
I'm really not that weird,
I just get obsessed with girls!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!

(My balls are cold!)

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!

I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed,
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed,
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed.

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!

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