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Met a midget, he was shorter than Elroy JetsonConocí a un enano, era más bajo que Elroy Jetson

If you could see him, it would really blow your mindSi pudieras verlo, realmente te sorprendería

Smelled a little like the kennel that you keep your pets inOlió un poco como el canil donde guardas a tus mascotas

Because he didn’t bathe for eight weeks at a timePorque no se bañaba durante ocho semanas seguidas

But he was my friendPero él era mi amigo

I liked him, I really liked himMe caía bien, realmente me caía bien

Something about him was coolAlgo en él era genial

He was okayEstaba bien

I think that you would like himCreo que te gustaría

He’s an awful lot like youEs bastante parecido a ti

I met a drag queen in a harlot hobo hellholeConocí a una drag queen en un antro de prostitutas

She looked like a little bit like Gilda in a dressSe parecía un poco a Gilda con un vestido

He wore a teddy with a nicе big plunging necklineLlevaba un corsé con un gran escote pronunciado

So evеryone could see her big fat hairy chestPara que todos pudieran ver su gran y peludo pecho

(Oh, yeah, but) she was my friend(Oh, sí, pero) ella era mi amiga

I liked him, I really liked herMe caía bien, realmente me caía bien

Something about her was coolAlgo en ella era genial

She was okayEstaba bien

I think that you would like herCreo que te gustaría

She’s an awful lot like youEs bastante parecida a ti

It doesn’t matter who you areNo importa quién seas

Or what you think of meO qué pienses de mí

Bigotry is just a form of insecurityLa intolerancia es solo una forma de inseguridad

I met a lady with a beard like Rip Van WinkleConocí a una señora con una barba como Rip Van Winkle

I don’t remember, but I think her name was BruceNo recuerdo, pero creo que su nombre era Bruce

You couldn’t see his face, she had so many pimplesNo podías ver su rostro, tenía tantos granos

I couldn’t tell if she was black, white or chartreuseNo podía decir si era negra, blanca o verde limón

(Oh, yeah, but) she was my friend(Oh, sí, pero) ella era mi amiga

I liked her, I really liked herMe caía bien, realmente me caía bien

Something about her was coolAlgo en ella era genial

She was okayEstaba bien

I think that you would like herCreo que te gustaría

She’s an awful lot like youEs bastante parecida a ti

She was my friendEra mi amiga

I liked her, I really liked herMe caía bien, realmente me caía bien

Something about her was coolAlgo en ella era genial

She was okayEstaba bien

I think that you would like herCreo que te gustaría

She’s an awful lot like youEs bastante parecida a ti

She’s an awful lot like youEs bastante parecida a ti

She’s an awful lot like youEs bastante parecida a ti

She’s an awful lot like youEs bastante parecida a ti