Lyrics of 'Daca Eram ...' by Cheloo
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"Râzi ca flegma la TBC siii... si ca ciorba la lautaru' pe moarte."
"Daaa! Daaa!"
"Hai cu ma-ta!"
Daca eram politist nu-mi asumam nici un risc,
Infractorii cotizau la mine ca la fisc.
Daca eram pompier, ardeai ca sobolanu-n casa
Si tu si ma-ta - si zdreanta ta libidinoasa.
Daca eram ginecolog, cu sticla-n bot te consultam de frica,
E sanatos sa dai la buci, în general nu strica.
Daca eram popa, eram periculos,
Frecam enoriasele matol - si sus si jos.
Daca eram chirurg, uitam în tine
Ceasul meu cu cuc, patentu' si-un cutit de pâine.
Daca eram un posesor de diamante, frateee,
Faceam o geamgerie si taiam doar geamuri sparte.
Daca eram de bani gata, nu mai eram în viata,
Va zâmbeam expus la morga conservat în ghiata.
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Sunt atâtea meserii frumoase si trebuie-ncercate,
Aplauze, va rog! Sunt omul bun la toate.
Astept oferte si remuneratie,
Momentan sunt fara ocupatie.
Daca eram un canibal, iar tu erai doar o urâta,
Te luam la pula-n tufa, baga-ne-am pula-n ea de supa.
Daca eram postas, fugeam la dealer în oras,
Când tu mureai de foame io fumam iarba si has.
Daca eram gropar, te îngropam normal, o data,
Apoi te profanam, preluând bijuteria preferata.
Daca eram farmacist, cumparai calmante,
Te-mbârligam sa bagi în tine anabolizante.
Daca eram vidanjor, teleportam cacat cu presiune,
Calamitând eventual întreaga lume.
Daca eram ospatar si te prindeam la masa-n cacat,
La felu' doi serveai stilat flegme separat.
Daca eram sofer, te-aveam ca victima în cazier,
Baga-mi-ai pula-n ma-ta, m-ai fi lasat somer.
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Daca eram un hot, sa fiu cinstit,
Eram rapid si te lasam în pula goala fara sa simti nimic.
Daca eram aviator si ramâneam fara motor,
Îti luam din zbor parasuta - pula mea, doar n-o sa mor!
Daca eram învatator la 1-4, saracu',
Copilu' tau fuma si bea de-i sarea capu'.
Daca eram navigator, plecam pe mari fara onor
Si ma-ntorceam blindat de bani - fara vapor.
Daca eram labar ereditar, munceam la CNA
Si ma sinucideam cu ritual pe piesa asta.
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