Lyrics of 'The Evaluation' by Chamillionaire

You are 50% brainiac 50% maniac
it's time for a psychic evaluation
alright am ready
I'm a hold up these cards and I want you to tell me what you see
what do you see in this card right here
a dolla sign
okay what about this card right here
a dolla sign
okay and this one right here
Umm a dolla sign
I see well there is obviously something wrong
no ant nothing with getting to the money

In the underground I'm 1000°C
I don't need any help... F a record label
I appear courtesy of myself
if you got mix tape Messiah part six
then you got your swagger right
I'm on a whole other planet go get a satellite
I've been untouchable since crisscross was crisscrossed
my wrist glossed my nickname is kid frost
I don't dance I don't rap for lip gloss
for Rick Ross a big boss so get lost
I've been there grinding, been hustlin since I was seven
I die and they gon say "he the biggest hustler in heaven"
I swear to yall there ain't a rapper out I can't destroy
I never chill, ain't never sat in a lazy boy
grind, while sleeping really ain't as fun
you can talk that talk but I am not the one
so many haters that my haters rotate and take a turn
so much paper my accounts bought me a staple gun
yall feminine as Moulin rouge that's
why I do what I do and make a move on fools
whose fake I am not that dude
betcha they gone say you first like that tube
ymust be trying to gamble your soul or life with ya
hand on my ice my ice is quite picture
p-e-r- fect look like a light fixture
but take my advice the tool Gon' vice grip ya
Pablo Picasso would make all your face glow
I paint a rapper red as the dot on his face "oh"
look at how I did him you think he'd gonna say oh
uh-oh uh-oh someone better get macco
I never clocked out but I deal in my day no
supposed to be a tenner but I'm dropping off tapes though
I'm up working even after the late show
your pay so slow so you won't make a Peso
let's get down to the business at hand
why do they keep saying you are not the same cham
then they get mad because you talk about grands
tell me you really showing love to your fans

I am the most authentic rapper alive
I say alive, all the realist rappers done died
real is what the game is missing so that's what I provide
I'd be me but to them reality is a lie

You don't know me I had death in front of my face dog
but I am do it big until the day that my fate call
friends with three strikes and I ain't talkin bout baseball
role with three K's like white people that hate all
black people I bet you the mac greets you
at the doorstep he came to react evil
bring it on the chopper n Shaq Diesel
peace ain't peace but I bet you that that beat you
over a decade since I made my start
you little marks would've never thought I'd get this far
it was raining, I was knocking at that homestead door
tryina get into Swisha house and couldn't start my car
gold grinnin used to stay with a frost lip
and every chick around the hood wanted to get frost bit
but never trusted em, they still will tell you I'm cautious
been rappin since forever, ain't gon lie, I'm exhausted.
Let's pause this!

Come back this sessions not over yet, we not done here! Get Back here

man I'm out of here whatever man (porta fechando)

by ck