Lyrics of 'Low Cost Crooner' by Bartone
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J'aimerai chanter mes guimauves sarabandes
devant des têtes blondes qui se déchaînent
Mais mon public, c'est un champ de lavande
En guise de culottes on m' jette des gaines.
Je suis le low cost crooner,
Je suis le chanteur de charme au rabais..
Le low cost crooner
Je suis le chéri de ces dames à moindre frais.
Je sais par coeur les gestes, j'ai mon rituel,
J'enfile ma veste puis gomina, rimmel,
Un verre de gin puis je monte sur le ring.
Avant de partir, l'ouvreuse, sur le parking.
Je suis le low cost crooner, etc...
Ce soir ça va être dur, je le sens tout de suite
J'suis monté sur scène comme on prend la fuite.
Mon noeud pap bat de l'aile, ma voix déraille,
J'me perds dans les paroles mon public baïlle.
Pour sauver la soirée, je tente un jongle,
Sous les rires les sifflets, mon micro tombe.
Demain l'article dans la presse locale
N'épargnera pas le chanteur de bal.
Un jour, je n'en pourrai plus de cette vie minable,
On me retrouvera pendu au bout d'un câble.
Et ma tournée mondiale en Bretagne Sud
Va se terminer plus tôt que d'habitude.
Adieu le low cost crooner...
Adieu le chanteur de charme au rabais.
le low-cost crooner
adieu le chéri de ces dames à moindre frais.
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