Lyrics of 'WHOLOCK - The Musical' by Avbyte

[SHERLOCK]
Watson, sorry for interrupting your honeymoon
Do you remember the case of the curious doctor?
Yes, I believe I’ve tracked his coordinates, he might be

[WATSON]
Sherlock? Sherlock what’s goin’ on?

[DOCTOR]
Finally found you

[SHERLOCK]
I’ll call you back

[WATSON]
Wait, wait, what ha-

[DOCTOR]
I’ve been thinking Mr. Holmes
You’re a very clever man
You have proven to see clues in ways
No humans usually can

I’ve been watching for a while
And I think you could be right
See I need a new companion
Someone brilliant, someone bright

To assist me as we drift in time and space
Help me fight the dangers will may face

Come on Sherlock
Come with me

[SHERLOCK]
I don’t do companionship

Now excuse me Doctor… Who?
Well I don’t know who you are
But you’re looking at the greatest mind
There’s ever been, by far

See I am one doctor short
And I know you’re something new
What say you come work for me
And we can see what you can do
You’ll assist me with the mysteries I trace
Help me fight the dangers we may face

Come on Doctor
Come with me

[DOCTOR]
Shouldn’t you be my assistant? I mean
You’re a baby
Next to me
I’ve been at this for centuries

[SHERLOCK]
Sure you’re older
Soon you’ll drop
And you’re slower up top

Precisely why

[BOTH]
There’s no doubt that
I’m the number one

[DOCTOR, SHERLOCK, BOTH]
I’m a genius
I save planets
Clear to see
Don’t you see?
Don’t rely on technology, what is this?
With technology

You’re psycho
Straight up daft

No, actually it’s highly functioning sociopath
That’s why
Come on Sherlock
Let’s give it a try

You and I
We could fly
Way up high
We’d be second to none

You’re insane
You’re the same
It is done
We’ll unite as one

We’re a duo now at last
We’ll crack every case we find
We’re the greatest team there is
Now that our powers are combined

Every criminal will run
Every criminal will run
They can run but they can’t hide
Run but they can’t hide
We’ll see through most any clue
Now you are by my side

You’ll assist me as we drift through time and space
You’ll assist me with the mysteries I trace
Help me fight the dangers we may face
We’ll face them

Come
Come on, let’s unite
Come on, let’s unite
As one!