Malcolm

Billy solves his problems by calling up his momBilly resuelve sus problemas llamando a su mamá

Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcoholHeather resuelve sus problemas con drogas y alcohol

Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the lawDaniel resuelve sus problemas con un médico y la ley

But malcolm has his own way and it's better than them allPero Malcolm tiene su propia forma y es mejor que todos ellos

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'cause malcolm solves his problems with a chainsawPorque Malcolm resuelve sus problemas con una motosierra

And he never has the same problem twiceY nunca tiene el mismo problema dos veces

Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving lateYa sea una factura o un cheque que llega tarde

Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rateQueso mármol rancio o un filete de segunda

Awful tv programs or a broken elvis plateProgramas de televisión horribles o un plato de Elvis roto

Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weightO su prometida que lo deja porque está subiendo de peso

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Aaaaggghhh aaaaggghhh¡Aaaaggghhh aaaaggghhh!

Problem solvedProblema resuelto