Lyrics of 'Fucking Christkind' by Alkbottle
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Wenn am 24. des Christkind 3 mal pumpert
Da kriegst an jedn Scheißdreck, do kriegst a jedes Glumpert
Sogar am Heiligen Abend do muss i fleissig hackln
Do kriegt dann a jeder Bangert seine 15 Packln
I bin des Christkind - des bin i
Da voda sauft a Bier, de Mutter kocht an Karpfn
De Tochta kriegt a Nachthemd, da Burli neiche Schlapfn.
Da Papa rülpst so Weihnachtslieder und speibt in seiner Fettn.
D burli glaubt, dass Silvester is und schießt mit de Raketen.
I bin des Christkind - des bin i
Die Mama und die Erbtant, de hassn sich seit 20 Jahr.
Doch heute san sie lieb, weil der Heiland ist geboren.
De Oma jetzt scho stundenlang derzöhlt von ihrem Furunkel.
Dem Onkel is des Wurscht er siecht nur Licht ins Dunkel.
Die Bangert reißn Packerl auf und sogn : "Na geh!
Was mach ma mit dem Schaß, wir wolln a Bottle-Buam-CD!"
Da Karpfn is jetzt verbrennt und de Mama reart.
Da Papa scheißt auf Weihnachten und schmeißt die Keks um'd Erd.
I bin des Christkind - des bin i
Fucking Christkind!
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