Lyrics by Bob Rivers

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1. 12 Days of Layoffs
2. 12 Pains Of Christmas
3. 3 Inch Tool
4. 401k
5. 96 Beers
6. Acid Rain
7. ADD
8. American Pie Eulogy
9. Are They Gonna Fry OJ?
10. Back In a Us Made Car
11. Beat Up Old Jetliner
12. Bowel Moves
13. Californians Leavin
14. Cat's in The Kettle
15. Cheney's Got a Gun
16. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
17. Clean The Cat Box
18. Denny Way
19. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
20. Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
21. Don't Vote For Nader
22. Gates Is Such a Rich Man
23. George Bush Told Lies
24. Getting Fatter All The Time
25. Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
26. Hey You! Get Off My House
27. How It Feels (To Be Old)
28. I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)
29. I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
30. I'm A Weight Watcher
31. I'm Santa Claus
32. Janet's Coconut
33. Marv Bites
34. Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen
35. Mr. Magoo
36. O.J.'s Trial Thing
37. Officer Fuhrman
38. Oxycontin Eater
39. PMS
40. Police Stop My Car
41. Read It In The Tabloids
42. The 12 Pains of Christmas
43. The Ballad Of Gary Condit
44. The Chimney Song
45. The Handicap Can
46. The No Smoking Song
47. Vatican Man
48. Walking Around In Womens Underwear
49. What If God Smoked Cannabis
50. When A Man Loves A Chicken
51. Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)
52. Wrong Foot Amputated
53. Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

Robert Rivers (born July 7, 1956, in Branford, Connecticut) is a retired American rock and roll radio on-air personality in the Pacific Northwest, as well as a prolific producer and songwriter of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies. His album Twisted Christmas was certified gold by the Recording Industry Association of America. Rivers' last regular radio program, The Bob Rivers Show with Bob, Spike and Joe, was broadcast on Seattle oldies station KJR-FM until August 8, 2014, ending a 25-year run in the Seattle market. Rivers played keyboards for a cover band affiliated with the show, Spike and the Impalers, until 2015.

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