Lyrics of 'Cocktales' by Postmen

Now listen do you remember that night at carnival
You went to mix the song crisis at studio Fendal (yeah)
Me and sonny went to a party that night
My ex was working on my nerves but
Still shit was all right
Cause it was hot mad steaming and bitches were feenin'
I had to take somebody with me at that Saturday
Evening so I ordered a drink and I found my prey
I said hey do you mind she said nah I said okay
But hmm where do you live and how do you fuck
I thought maybe she got horny with a little bit of luck
She said nah I'm not like that see I'm a model
By the time we got home that bitch was chewing on my milkbottle
Bitch you was slick when it came to my dick
Hey yo miss remember this fat bitch I used to stick
All starstrucked bobbies bucked
She liked it thick
Ate my shit del rio style but she was counterfeit
Hot lips around my collar went in deep like the abyss
What's her name? Danielle cheesy like mozzarella
E- life the fly fella fell in a trap
Upset set up with a friend who went the extra lap
You is gonna bleed claiming my seed claiming my breed
It's gonna be a mess because you thought you could posses
You mindless I'm priceless
Curse the day you run into me god bless
I caught her nibbling on her pinky
Blinking with her spermy eyes
Asking me the time knowing dick was on her mind
She was the type to act shy
So I replied with a smile
Caught her glancing at my frame to see if I was her style
Then with a smile she said:
Ain't you the one that be blowin up spots
Looking like that singing nigga that be playing on the box
Knowing she knew already
Don't get me wrong I ain't the type to give it up
Leaving my reaction like what up
Playing hard to get sweat from my balls
See I got dick for days for all of y'all
Acting like she don't want it
But she kept on responding
Flaunting Jane in my direction now I'm on it
Mrs. Jungle boogie cockteaser sucking blankets
Through my stomach breather
Ya see these hoes I play'em simple no pussy or riddles
I let their cat sizzle and I give'em finger middle
Now play my dick jingle I'm almost busting pimples
I turn big to little genetials cripple
Let go in and out flow then I increase the tempo
Call my gunz (what up kid)
Hey yo let's double Dutch this
Love is misfit different day different mistress
Got to maintain a million names on my hitlist
Still some chicks are tricks try to pass me the itch
But I don't sweat it at six I'm probably banging their sis
Treat her like shit when it's over with she is quickly dismissed
My match was drastic I had fun while it lasted
Well I'm the illest sperm donor had sex with Monica
Monifah they posed two hoes in front of the camera
Maintain the stamina boil your body temperature
Heated the big but I beat it
Hard caliber large start pushing
My ragga push made a touché pussy soufflé
Never had a bad day
Proceed when having headaches fucked rhonda in a red Honda
My dick found his way into the bush like an Anaconda
Ragamuffin bust it me don't care about them fashion
She a beauty in the evening a broken gal in the morning
Bedroom assassinator mad lady loving multiple husband
Laughing at kids who don't know it's their lady I'm fucking