Lyrics of ' Creeper's Paradise ' by Alpaka Whacker

I tried to get across to my pigs and my sheep
And all I wanted to get was lots of wool and lots of meat
But creepers weren't happy with me in their land
They came over to me, I tried to make them understand
I explained the situation and they started to hsssss
That's when I got the impression that they might be pissed
So at that moment I decided to flee
For I fear that if I stayed he'd turn me into smithereens
I turned and ran, heading back towards my shack
'Cause it's scary when the creeper's right behind your back
I grabbed the door and made sure that it's firmly closed
If it fails, then the creeper comes and I am no more

We've been spending most our lives
Living in a creeper's paradise
They've been hisssssing day and night
Living in a creeper's paradise
There's no chance of a long life
Living in a creeper's paradise
They're angry and don't play nice
Living in a creeper's paradise

We came here years ago
It seemed a peaceful place
But we quickly learned that it wasn't very safe
We are weak, scared, powerless and cannot fight
The risk of an explosion goes up when it's night
We've had enough and now we need to take a stand
And if we don't, then they will forcefully take their land
We have no weapons, but we shall survive
They like to strategize at night, so that's when we hide
We're gonna to kill the rulers of this land
And in the process we hope that few of us will die
If we have to we'll bury them under the sand
We'll do anything to keep this chunk we call our land

Tell me why are they so angry at me
We know its their land
But we're peaceful, you see
We've been spending most our lives
Living in a creeper's paradise
They've been hisssssing day and night
Living in a creeper's paradise
There's no chance of a long life
Living in a creeper's paradise
They're angry and don't play nice
Living in a creeper's paradise

Mining all the diamonds
Building up the armour
Crafting bows and arrows
Enchanting up the power
Cooked food mass production
Even cakes are being baked
People fishing in the ocean
It's war for goodness sake
Swords are in the armory
Potions in the store for me
We will win this battle
And we will become free
Creepers, fear us
For today you will be slayed
None of you are safe
If you live you'll be our slaves

We've been spending most our lives
Living in a creeper's paradise
But now there's silence day and night
Living in a creeper's paradise
There's no fear, no compromise
Living in our perfect paradise
We are happy with our lives
Living in our perfect paradise

Tell me why are they so angry at me
We know it's their land
But we're peaceful, you see
Tell me why are they so angry at me
We know it's their land
But we're peaceful, you see