Lyrics of 'The Perfect Tuck' by Trinity The Tuck
Do you want to know the lyrics of The Perfect Tuck by Trinity The Tuck? You're in the right place.
On our website, we have the complete lyrics of the song The Perfect Tuck that you were looking for.
The Perfect Tuck is a song by Trinity The Tuck whose lyrics have countless searches, so we decided it deserves its place on this website, along with many other song lyrics that internet users want to know.
Do you love the song The Perfect Tuck? Can't quite understand what it says? Need the lyrics of The Perfect Tuck by Trinity The Tuck? You are in the place that has the answers to your desires.
Have you ever traveled far
To some dazzy little bar
To see your favorite drag queen on the stage
And she's dancin’ and she's workin'
And she’s got the twinks all twerkin'
And she's rubbing up against the go-go cage
Then you see that queen start bendin'
For the perfect death drop endin'
And you're just about to tip the girl a buck
When the club becomes a wreck
'Cause out slips her bishop in a turtleneck (oh, my!)
And it could have been prevented
With just the perfect tuck
Since some of you are still having problems
I'm gonna teach you the perfect tuck now
It’s kinda my thing
Here we go
For the perfect tuck, you’ll need some spray adhesive
Give a little spritz to both your front and back
Put some paper tissue there, just below your derriere
With your junk pulled distinctly to your crack (Sorry, mom!)
Some clear vinyl tape should do quite nicely
To give that meaty tuck a helpin' hand
At least three strips is wise, dependin’ on your size
From taquito to el chalupa grand (see, that's Spanish!)
Now go and get your sturdy tuckin' panties
The ones that look like hell and smell much worse
Get those straps around your thighs as you pull 'em to the skies
’Til your tuck's so tight, it makes you want to curse (mother)
A little airbrush spray to hide the razor burn and welts
And your perfect tuck is finally in the groove
You can dance and you can stun, but it's gonna take a ton
Of industrial-strength cleanser to remove
Now where you once said: What the tuck?
Now you've got some tuckin' luck
It's just a tip to save ya
To hide what God done gave ya
The perfect tuck to keep your junk away
I can't sing, but you get the point
Go tuck yourself
Escuchar "The Perfect Tuck" gratis en Amazon Unlimited
Otras canciones de Trinity The Tuck
The most common reason to want to know the lyrics of The Perfect Tuck is that you really like it. Obvious, right?
When we really like a song, as might be your case with The Perfect Tuck by Trinity The Tuck, we wish to be able to sing it knowing the lyrics well.
Feel like a star singing the song The Perfect Tuck by Trinity The Tuck, even if your audience is just your two cats.
Something that happens more often than we think is that people search for the lyrics of The Perfect Tuck because there is some word in the song they don't quite understand and want to make sure of what it says.
Are you arguing with your partner because you understand different things when you listen to The Perfect Tuck? Having the lyrics of the song The Perfect Tuck by Trinity The Tuck at hand can settle many disputes, and we hope that it will.
On this page, you have at your disposal hundreds of song lyrics, like The Perfect Tuck by Trinity The Tuck.