Lyrics of 'I'm Just Trying To Help (Me Like You)' by The Sexy Accident

I called you up to let you know
some things that I've learned since I let you go
well for one you're much better than her
yes it's true

but if you want me to come back to you
here's a list of some things
that you could choose to do
there's one thing about her I adore
yeah her stomach is flatter than yours

and don't you get an attitude
since when is honesty being rude?
at the end of the day I'm just trying to help
me like you

like before, when we'd go out
and I'd block the cake you could do without
I can't let you weigh more than 100 pounds

but if you want me to come back to you
here's a list of some things
that you could choose to do
like learn to pick up for your man
and have you considered a spray-on tan?

I kind of want to be with you
as long as you change a thing or two
I recognize you're kind of cool
I might even try to be true to you
just take this time to exercise
focus on slimming those pearly thighs
if you do that it'd be the bomb
and you'd look a little less like your mom

I saw you out the other day
with your new guy did he choose to pay
for your meal? I would never do that

but if you want me to come back to you
here's a list of some things
that you should choose to do
like maybe get rid of your man
'cuz how can he treat you as well as I can?

I kind of want to be with you
as long as you change a thing or two
I recognize you're sorta cool
I might even try to be true to you
just take this time to exercise
focus on slimming those pearly thighs
if you do that it'd be the bomb
and you'd look a little less like your mom