Lyrics of 'Hocus Pocus Parody' by The Hillywood Show

Kidnap all the children
I wanna do it
Let’s draw straws
Sisters we should work together
Three of a kind
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la,

Kidnap the children, lock them up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

First, we’re going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When they come a-sneaking we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

Wait! I’ve got a better plan
To catch this bratty children clan
Let’s pop them in a boiling pot
And when we’re done we’ll butter them up

Kidnap the children
Throw them in a box
Bury them for ninety years
Then see if they talk

Then winnie’s…
Boooooooook!

Can make the whole spell work again

We’ll be so pleased, we do declare
That we’ll be young and fair
Wheeee!

I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at their door and then
Knock three times and when they answer
Little brats will be no more

You’re so stupid, think now
If we blow them up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then what about my recipe?!

Kidnap your children
Come now don’t be blue
Dance, dance until you die
I put a spell on you

Because sanderson sisters are the meanest gals around
If you were on our naughty list, I’d get out of town

We’ll be so pleased by our success
We’ll live forever too, I’ll bet
Perhaps I’ll make my mother’s brew
Of snake and spider stew
Mother!

We’re the salem witches
And we take our job with pride
Do your best to please us
And stay on our good side

I wish my sisters weren’t so dumb
I’m not the dumb one
Amuck! Amuck!
Shut up!
Sorry

I’ve got something, listen now
This one is real good, you’ll see
They have my book behind their doors
Upon this night, they’ll want to read
Now, in the bed we’ll wait and hide
Until their curiosity

Entices them to look inside
And then we’ll have them
One, two, three

Kidnap the children, take them in the night
Swiftly before sunrise to suck away their lives

Kidnap the children, we’ll take thee away
Sarah, mary, winnie say the time has come to play
Kidnap the children

Come now we shall fly!
Use thy voice to fill the sky!

And bring the brats to die!
Ha,ha,ha,ha!