Lyrics of 'Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! (feat. Black Gryph0n & PiNKII)' by The Chalkeaters

I dreamt to be the very best
Among the strong and brave
But masters of their Pokémon
Prefer to feel like slaves
I left my home, I tried to pass
Right through the tall low poly grass
As the strangest feeling in my pants
Came like a tidal wave

A wild Lopunny appears (ooh)
She's readily spreading her ears (ah)
You see an Incineroar flexing, oh dear
This ecosystem is weird
Heed their call to catch 'em all

Master, stop rubbing your blue Poké Balls
Teach us new moves and carry us home
We always do as we're told
The Furrymon-ication's growing bolder
They say it's in the eye of the beholder
I say it's just effective!
Yeah, it's super effective!
More than a couple extra polygons!

My Fennekin evolved into a furry
An animal or not? The line gets blurry
I guess this is effective!
Yeah, it's super effective!
So grab your Ultra Balls
Gotta smash 'em all!

Pretend you like this game a lot
Pretend you play it for the plot
The only rule that you've been taught
Must be the 34th
You see Machokes, they roam the wild
It looks disturbing, but you don't mind
'Cause in a fanfic that you write
It's getting so much worse
Pondering hearts, hardening parts
Your partner's completed the training
Your battling art's defying the charts
It's so much more entertaining
Gym leader appears, the audience cheers
Shattering battle arena
Well, she has no clue what you're gonna do
To her naive Primarina
Enemy Pokémon fainted

(Oh!) This pleasure, oh it's so tainted
Look at her trainer, she's devastated
Take this, you haters of furry baiting
(Oh!) A silence fell over the crowd
(Oh!) Only some kid is crying aloud

But you won the match
And you got the badge
It's over the edge but your mommy is proud
Why not just cast a line and see who's baited
Reshaping the designs, full-on R-rated
Well, that could be effective!
Yeah, it's super effective!

Why polish game mechanics or a plot?
And at this point who cares what I've been drinking
I find the Eeveelutions pretty kinky
It really is effective!
Yeah, it's super effective!
So don't forget your goal
Gotta smash 'em all!
Lucario used: Choking
And you don't wanna stop him
A route to any fetish
A harem in your pocket
Scorbunny likes it faster
Machoke is gonna rock it
Who wouldn't wanna master

A harem in your pocket? (Gotta grab 'em all)
If you are into felines
You better ask Team Rocket
A route to any fetish
A harem in your pocket! (Gotta yiff 'em all)
Scorbunny likes it faster
Machoke is gonna rock it
Who wouldn't wanna master
A harem in your pocket? (Gotta breed 'em all)
Yeah, you should be a master
A harem in a pocket
A furry waifu's master
A harem in your pocket! (Gotta smash 'em all)
Yeah, you should be a master
A harem in a pocket
A furry waifu's master
A harem in your pocket! (Gotta smash 'em all)
Furrymon!