Lyrics of 'Meatheads Attack Spencer At 9' by The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches

Seems that every time I wanna have a good time
you and your wife beater wanna ruin it for me.
Whether I'm at the diner, at the beach, or at a party,
bowling, playing pool, or rockin' out to Silent Majority.
You're tough, superb, can you take me or can you not?
You probably could so call off your crew and handle it for yourself.
But you won't, cause you're a bitch. Another 5-on-1 pin.
Nike wearing lowlife, selling out to the hardguy trends.
And what are you when you become another symbol of what seems to
Be an authority over the kids
You do the things that you hate when its done by the "pigs"
One day your system will collapse
And we will laugh when a geek puts you in a body cast.
And I'm afraid to use proper nouns in this song
because I'm sure that you
and your crew will come and beat me up at once.
I swear I'll do what I want and don't you disrespect
or call me faggot, queer or queen or else I'll write another song.
Aren't Saturday nights meant for you drinking in some alley
not getting shitfaced at some party ruining all of my friends fun?
Just another bitch who next millenium will cry
when he opens up his eyes and is being beaten by a prison guard.
And what are you when you become another symbol of what seems to
Be an authority over the kids
You do the things that you hate when its done by the "pigs"
One day your system will collapse
And we will laugh when a fag knocks you on your fucking ass.
Throw the first punch, throw the last
Throw an empty bottle at the past
Whatever happened to unity?
(Its absent in reality) Drunken-- a stagger in the dark.
the night was so much fun.
When a cellmate rapes your ass
We'll see who's having fun
Drunken--another night alone.