Lyrics of 'La Foi' by Tachan Henri
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Voilà qu'en ouvrant les yeux,
J'me rends compte, crénom de Dieu,
Qu'j'avais la Foi mais la mauvaise,
Le dieu qui m'l'a refilée
Nichait pas dans l'bénitier,
Ni sur la Croix ni dans l'ascèse:
C'était un p'tit dieu cornu,
Le poil noir, le pied fourchu
Et les quinquets couleur de braise...
Ah! la bell'e foi, ma fois, la bell'e foi, la mauvaise,
Ah! ma mauvaise foi vaut bien tout'es vos fadaises!
L'curé qui m'a baptisé,
Ah ! si j'avais pu lui parler,
Lui fair'e, j'sais pas, un bras d'honneur!
En gueulant: "pour ma tétée,
J'veux plus du bib'ron de lait,
R'filez moi un téton d'bonn'e sœur!
Un gros téton bien dodu
Pour que je m'entraîn'e dessus
En attendant des jours meilleurs!"
Ah! la bell'e foi, ma fois, la bell'e foi, la mauvaise,
Ah! ma mauvaise foi vaut bien tout'es vos foutaises!
A ma première confession,
Quand l'refoulé en jupons
M'a susurré derrièr'e la grille:
" Dit'es moi vos vilain'es pensées,
Tous vos gestes impurs et
Vos moindres péchés, peccadilles! "
J'répondis au pèr'e Machin:
" Caus'e toujours, moi j'y peux rien
Si vos anges ont des gueul'es de filles!"
Ah! la bell'e foi, ma fois, la bell'e foi, la mauvaise,
Ah! ma mauvaise foi vaut bien tous vos diocèses!
"En joue ! Gauche! droit'e! demi-tour!"
Gueulait le con dans la cour
A not're troupeau de militaires,
Moi j'm'asseois bien au mitan,
Sous le nez de l'adjudant
Qui devient rouge, qui devient vert,
Et j'lui dis chrétiennement:
"Jésus était non-violent,
C'était marqué dans mon bréviaire!"
Ah! la bell'e foi, ma fois, la bell'e foi, la mauvaise,
Ah! ma mauvaise foi vaut bien vos "Marseillaise"!
Le jour du jug'ment dernier,
Je f'rai mon dernier pied-d'nez
Quand on me portera en glaise:
Devant le cur'ton de malheur,
Le bedeau, les enfants d'chœur
Et les p'tites ailes de saint'e Thérèse,
J'raidirai mon goupillon:
Pourront pas fermer l'caisson!
Et je partirai à l'anglaise
Ah! la bell'e foi, ma fois, la bell'e foi, la mauvaise,
Ah! ma mauvaise foi vaut bien vos Pèr'e Lachaise!
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