Lyrics of 'B.O.O.B.S. (Best Objects Of Baby Sucking)' by Serrabulho

Boobs are a perfect creation
Always worthy of adoration
They look great in a slow motion race
And they’re always ideal to get to third base
Breasts are so awesome they come in pairs
They’re built-in airbags that everyone stares

Boobs are cool to squeeze and they even float
And into the cleavage you can motorboat
In their 20’s they’re nice and firm
In their 30’s and 40’s still round but a bit worn
However in their 50’s and further on
They’ll make you cry for what’s forever gone

Boobies come in various shapes
Sometimes they’re big as melons others small as grapes
At times they are perfect others lopsided
Now and then they’re perky and their nipples misguided
There are big nipples boobs and those just hanging

Some are known as pillow tits that are very good for camping
Super sized breasts can suffocate a guy
Migrator and wanderer titties can leave you with a black eye
Every so often nipples get hard when its cold
You should always seize a booby before it gets too old!

Sadly not all boobies make sense
They can happen to be of a fat
Greasy dude that suffers from flatulence
Boobs!