Lyrics of 'Read U Wrote U (feat. Alaska, Detox, Katya & Roxxxy)' by RuPaul

Lookie here
Listen up
I'm the one, oh

[Alaska]
Hey girls, my name is Alaska
I got a tiny little question to ask ya
Who's that bitch that's on the top?
Oh wait that's me, hey Porkchop!
You're born naked, the rest is drag
But your face just needs a paper bag
Gimme a challenge and I'll crush ya all
Changing the game like my name's RuPaul
Line 'em up, front to back
I'll send them bitches home like a heart attack
Mess with me and you wind up in a casket
I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket!
I'll read you down, beneath the ground
Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?
Legacy, remember my name
'Cause you're gonna see me hanging in the hall of fame

[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read

I'm the one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, o-o-one
I'm-I'm the one

[Detox]
Detox coming at you with the slow verse
I'ma speed it up but had to shut it down first
Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse
I ain't sayin' I'm the best but I ain't the worst
You see me shinin', I'm tryin' to take this prime time
I see you whinin' and cryin', take that to Lifetime
So epic that it's poetic I spit it on a dime
On Reddit you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme
You can't stand me? I don't blame you
If Ru's number one, I'm number two
You disagree? Well that's on you
Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you
D to the E to the T to the O to the, hold it, X
Naomi Campbell-ing these hoes to the crown, next!

[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read

I'm the one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, o-o-one
I'm-I'm the one

[Katya]
Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova
But your dad just calls me Katya
I'm the bright red scare with the long blond hair
Always keep 'em coming back for more
You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go
So, bitch, let me show you the door!
'Cause it's me who's getting laid, and I'm always getting paid
The only high-class Russian whore
I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
That's a rash, not a herpes sore!
Lenin in the streets, Dostoievski in the sheets
Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
Katya
Zamo
Lodchikova

[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read

I'm the one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, o-o-one
I'm the one

[Roxxxy]
I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear
I know you love me baby, that's why you brought me here
Was a bitch on season five, I'm gonna make it right
Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like
I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween
A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream
I have to get this right so you don't waste your time
Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme
I'm gonna show you what I can do
You're going crazy and seeing too
It's not my fault, you can't blame my game
All these other hoes, but they're all the same

[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read

I'm the one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, o-o-one
I'm-I'm the one

Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I
(Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I read ya, read ya)