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Lyrics of 'Play Your Cards Wrong' by Rodney Carrington

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if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of my future ex-wife
i've got 3 bucks
my credit sucks
and my future don't look to bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight

some call me a loser
and a lazy no good slob
i've lost my house
i've got no car
i cant keep a job
but i've got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you'll understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can

if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
when i pull my pants down
hey you won't believe i'm white
it's been said that i'm Mr. Ed
but don't worry, I won't bite
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight

some call me dishonest
and they say i'm just lyin'
but i peed next to ol' John Holmes and
he started cryin'
on a sunny day i've got it made
get under my wiener if you need shade
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight

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• Prison Bitch
• Fred
• Morning Wood
• Show Them To Me
• The Chicken
• A Beer Is Better Than A Woman
• Bad Pickup Lines
• Burning Sensation
• Carlos
• Carlos Man Of Love
• Dancing With A Man
• Dear Penis
• Gay Factory Worker
• Great To Be A Man
• In Her Day
• It's To Late ( Radio Edit )
• Little Things That Piss Me Off
• Mama's Got Her Boobs Out
• Masterbate
• Older women

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