Lyrics of ' I'm On Vacation ' by Rhett & Link

Touchdown!
Oh, this was your thing.
Oh! Guys, I’m really sorry about that.
You know what? Don’t worry about it.
Yeah.

Everything’s ok, cause I’m on vacation.
We spent fourteen hours on that sandcastle.
Everything is great, cause I’m on vacation.
At least we’re not back at our jobs,
Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory.

We need it!
We want it!
Vacation!
We on it.
Surf, beach, palm trees, got no worries.
Typically I ride a bike by myself, but I’m on vacation,
I’m gonna ride with someone else.
Yeah

We rented a double bike, two man on a double bike.
I’ve always wondered what a double bike ride feels like.
I think, there’s something in my eye, but it’s ok.
Cause I’m still on vacation.
I left my fashion sense at home,
It’s time to get our airbrush t-shirt on.
I’m willing to pay anything he wants me to pay,
Cause he can make a shirt say anything I want to say

Birthday girl.
First cousin.
Buckwild.
Dustin.
I love dolphins.
Teen mom.
Dog person.
Steve jobs.

Uh, you got a little something on your face.
I know
But it’s still ok, cause I’m on vacation.
I think he misspelled the word “vacation”, but that’s cool.
Everything is great, cause I’m on vacation.
Making ice cream sandwiches is not as fun as it sounds.
It’s cold up in here,
And every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect.
That one’s upside-down.
Whoops.

On vacay I spend cake on figurines and keepsakes.
This decorative plate (I’ma use that),
This sand dollar (I need that!),
This snow globe (I’ma use that),
This ink pen (did you see that?).

I can’t see at all. But I’m still on vacation
I don’t eat fudge much in my daily routine,
But on vacation I judge fudge and become a fudge fiend.
I think I love fudge.
I think I’m feeling queezy.
I think this fudge has been drugged,
Who would do such a thing?
Me

Turns out these ladies are really running
This boutique as a front for an identity theft ring.
And now they’re dragging our limp bodies straight up
Out of this lobby into the back, where they’re gonna steal everything.
But it’s still ok (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation
Right now they’re applying for a car loan as us (good for them)
Everything is great (hey!) cuz I’m on vacation
Our boss is very demanding
We only get like a 15 minute lunchbreak
And all we get to eat, is ice cream sandwiches

No cash (hey, hey…)
No phone
No obvious way to get home
It’s time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on
Sellin ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street
Twelve dollars for a dozen, or fifty cent a piece
Don’t question where we got the ice cream from
Just step right up and sample some
Cookies the nicest
Ice cream the whitest
But I think what’s inside this, is a mutated virus
We might have just unleashed the zombie apocalypse

But it’s still ok, cause I’m on vacation.
Everything is great, cause I’m on vacation.
How did zombies get in here? This is a flashback scene.
But it’s still ok, cause I’m on vacation
And why are they in this music video at all? This is so cliche.
Well, technically these are time traveling zombies
Which is slightly more original
Everything is great, cause I’m on vacation!

Hey! Stupid and dummy! Your vacation
Was not approved, and you’re both fired!
Permanent vacation!