Lyrics of 'The Instagram Comedian Song' by Quackity

This song goes out to all the shitty Instagram comedians
This one is for you!

I didn't know what to do when Vine closed down
The more I thought the less I wanted to live

What's the use of trying?
I'm talent-less
I'm gonna die alone and penniless

I'm a comedian!
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone

I don't have
Talent or skills
But I pay the bills
Live in Beverly Hills

I only appeal to all the little kids
They're the only ones that laugh at my skits
But I'm not even trying
'Cause my humor is shit
Criticize me and you'll get hit

I'm a comedian
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone

I don't have
Talent or skills
But I pay the bills
Man, my jokes do not kill

Yeah, and to prove that I'm a real comedian, my numbers back it up
And all these laughing emoji's, they back it up too
So that means, I'm a real comedian
Fuck you

Thank you Instagram
For allowin' my nose job
I've been shit for a livin', I need to be stopped

I'm a comedian
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone

I don't have
Talent or skills but I pay the bills
Let me take all these pills

I'm a comedian
A really, real bad one
My jokes are median
But they're appealing to someone
I'm a comedian!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm an Instagram Comedian by the way
I'm so shit at this
I'm not funny at all
Why do I call myself a comedian
I shouldn't be one
I, Actually I'm not one
But I, But I think I am
Beca-, fuck it I'm done