Lyrics of 'Onderbroekenernst' by Osdorp Posse
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Altijd als ik een bejaarde vent zie
dan moet ik even denken aan incontinentie
Ze zeggen dat het iedereen kan overkomen,
maar hier is een tip om al die shit te voorkomen
Nou doet je sluitspier alles wat ie moet,
maar wil je het zo houden train die spier dan goed!
En laat 'm niet verslappen, ik maak geen grappen,
anders moet je straks zo'n luier met die irritante flappen
Wat kun je doen? Nou luister goed!
Span je sluitspieren aan, drie tellen later moet
je ze weer ontspannen, en dat tien keer,
en deze serie doe je dan twee keer weer
op een dag en zo train je een spier van staal,
maar wel goed volhouden allemaal!
Je kan het overal doen, terwijl niemand het ziet
zodat jij van een droge oude dag geniet!
Dus doe drie maal daags vanaf nou
al je sluitspieroefeningen trouw
Anders gaat de hele hap verslappen
en moet je met een luier om je kont rondstappen!
Dus doe drie maal daags vanaf nou
al je sluitspieroefeningen trouw
Anders krijg je echt later spijt
met je anus helemaal wijd en je broek vol schijt!
En span, en ontspan,
en span en ontspan,
en span en ontspan...
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