Lyrics of 'Lisa Frankenstein (feat. Bobby Moynihan)' by Nina West

As the creaking clock strikes the witching hour
Ghouls and gargoyles crawl down from their towers
The werewolves are howling, the Moon hears their calls
So begins Halloween night at the mall

The creepiest monster is not who you'd think
She's eight feet tall with claws of neon pink
Take heed of this warning and that chill down your spine
Beware of Lisa Frankenstein, haha

I like Barbies turned to voodoo dolls
Smelly public bathroom stalls
With spiders crawling up the walls
I like chewing gum from under chairs
Food court pizza topped with hair

And getting piercings done at Claire's
Only once a year, I'm let out the cage
People scream in fear 'cause I'm all the rage
So, like, come and hang out with my friends
Witches, ghosts, and skeletons, na-na-na-na-na

This ain't a trick, you know I'm treatin' myself
Yeah, tonight, I'm swipin' plastic like a bat outta hell
'Cause I'm a teenage terror, can't be saved by the bell
Everybody knows my name 'cause, like, duh, I'm popular

I'm Lisa Frankenstein
Ooh-woah, ooh-woah
I'm totally the scary type
Lisa Frankenstein
Ooh-woah, ooh-woah, ooh-woah
Aren't you terrified?

Ooh, ooh
L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein
Ooh, ooh
L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein

[Verse 2: Nina West]
Hey you, trembling like you wanna run
Gotta get my scarin' on
In rainbow leopard, just for fun
Hey you, monsters really love to brag
This is gonna make you gag

It's a unicorn trapper keeper
Looking up at all the fluorescent lights
I can't help but feel so electrified
No rules and I'm not here to find a man
Unless he's Kiefer Sutherland, na-na-na-na-na

Don't have a cow, I'm not as bad as you thought
Wanna party hardy like its Ferris Ghoul-er's Night Off
Oh my God, tell me where you found that scrunchie you bought
If you don't, I'll rip you limb from limb and eat your still beating heart
What? Too much?

I'm Lisa Frankenstein
Ooh-woah, ooh-woah
I'm totally the scary type
Lisa Frankenstein
Ooh-woah, ooh-woah, ooh-woah
Aren't you terrified?

Ooh, ooh
L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein
Ooh, ooh
L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein

She's colossal and strong and hauntingly clever
She'll swallow your soul and cry out, ugh, whatever
Like a moth to a flame, she's luring you in
Her glitter will stun you and get stuck on your skin
Is she a friend or is she a foe?

Cyndi Lauper on steroids or a valley girl Rambo?
Before you can answer, before you can shriek
Now you've become one of her Day-Glo freaks (bye bye)

I'm Lisa Frankenstein
Ooh-woah, ooh-woah
I'm totally the scary type
Lisa Frankenstein
Ooh-woah, ooh-woah, ooh-woah
Aren't you terrified?

Ooh, ooh (I'm totally living for how dead I am)
L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein
Ooh, ooh (oh my God, what'd you buy for lunch? I had brains)
L-I-S-A, oh, Lisa Frankenstein