Lyrics of 'A Funny Thing Happened' by Marilyn Cooper

You don't have to shout
From now on I'm out of the kitchen
What's more
I can't stand your cigarette brand
And I switchin'
I'm unhappy with things
The way they've occurred
It is time to face facts
And not mince a word
Certain parties named bargain
Are getting the bird
Au revoir
Fare thee well
And good-bye
And I'll tell you why

A funny thing happened
On my way to love
I lost the young fellow
I've been dreaming of
He changed while I waited
And hoped for his call
To someone who's no fun at all

So I'll start forgetting
What else can I do?
And much thanks for letting me
Practice on you
It's farewell my lovely
Excuse please my dust
Unravel and travel I must

No tears
No hurt surprise
It's with a pleasant glow
I realize
If I have that much love
So deep true and strong
All ready to hand you
My dear mister wrong
Just think of the treasures
The joy and delight
I'll give to my own Mister Right
My own Mister Right

So hasta lavista
Factah
Toodle-ooh
The world will keep turning
But not around you
There's someone else waiting
Who's more than a friend
Best wishes and dishes I'll send
Thank you, so much

You won't keep me waiting
Like some people did
A big legal eagle
O you, lucky kid
He's not wide splashy
Or devil may care
But oh when I need him
He's there

Sounds like some square
So long, I'm on my way
Thanks for the buggy ride
And may I say

If I had that much love
So deep true and strong
All ready to hand you
My dear mister wrong
Just think of the treasure
The joy and delight
I'll give
As long as I live
Day and night
To my own Mister Right