Lyrics of 'Wax The Booty' by Kid Rock

Seen a fly skinny on the avenue
My shades down hat flipped up knawin on a cashew.
Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades
And this girl is starring at me as if she wanted to get layed.
Next the girl started steppin and she crossed the street
She walked to me and at that my knees got weak.
Then I snapped to realize that it was my duty to get
this freak and co-wax the booty.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak
with the nice size booty.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak
so I am going to wax her booty.
Heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes
When the freak cut in and started telling of the times.
She wanted to rock me and these were no lies
And that is when I contracted the rise in my Levis.
Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her
So without delay I began to undress her.
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me
She said yes so I grabbed them titties.
Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I dropped her panties and was sniffin I asked do u stank.
She said no you owe it to me that my shower soap is Gucci
So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie.
Headed fo her coochie.
Grease it down real good.
Headed for her coochie.
When I got to her coochie I looked close to see if
this girl had any types of signs of VD
She did not so I said to myself Oh goody
And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy.
Started rocking this freak with my hands on her
Butt you should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up.
Next I whispered in her ear baby please turn over
And rocked her doggie style while I was calling her Rover.
Still tearin it up on her face was a grin
Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin.
But she was lovin it all and w/ her back in a arch
I busted my nut and she started to bark.
Now if you think the story is over just listen to this
I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss.
Then I was searchin for a towel to clean off my dickie
Cuz it was kinda wet all bloody and sticky.
And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick
The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick.
I started trippin cuz this was something I've never seen
The girl was more than a freak she was a sexual fiend.
And when I thought that was as sick as one girl could get
She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it.
Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak
In my opinion she was plain nasty.
But never the less I completed my duty
I got this freak and co-waxed the booty.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak
with the nice size booty.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak
so I am going to wax her booty.
Too short dont stop.
Too short dont stop.
Too short dont stop the beat.
Hey yo short dog can I get a bitch.
Biiiiiiiitch.
Now if you like the booty come on fellas show it
This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it.
And if the ladies if you are tired of a man on your fanny
Then fuck you go home and watch the tube with granny.
Cuz this is booty night non stop
With the #1 wax and me Kid Rock.
So lets get hyped cuz if I see you calm
I am gonna think that you are waxin w/ Rosie Palm.
I mean really how could you be so dumb
Just look at all the girls that are dying to get some.
Man, just dont be a wussy
And I'll gaurentee u could get a piece of pussy.
But to get it you have to realize
Dont brag to the freak about your dick size.
Man, thats not the way to win it
Cuz it is not the length of your wand its the magic in it.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak
with the nice size booty.
Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak
so I am going to wax her booty.
(Music Fades To Back)