Lyrics of 'Hand-Job Protest Song' by Jonathan Fin

I was with a new lover makin out on the couch when..
Things got a little heated and my penis came out and, she jerked and pulled on it until it was raw, to her i said "you fuckin bitch your hand does not belong there at all".
You gotta suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone.
Im telling ya you can never stroke me like i can on my own.
You gotta suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone.
Because you've done it once or twice but ive done it 20 million times.. how the hell am i not blind.

You can never beat me when it comes to my cock
You don't know how to do the twist at the top.
It doesn't feel good when you jerk me around so just pick a pair of lips and get the fuck down!

You gotta suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone
Im telling ya, you can never jack me like i can on my own.
You gotta suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone
But if u really wanna do it then please just use some vaseline... or a little jergans please.

If your giving me a blow job you may use both your hands but if theres, no lubrication then your fingers are banned.
Your 8th grade handjobs only give me a frown, so just wrap some lips around it or get the fuck out.

You gotta suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone
Im telling ya you can never stroke me like i can on my own.
You fuckin bitch suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone because your drying calist hands feel like a cactus on my... you really need to learn but you cant practice on my...
You've done it once or twice but ive done it 20 million, billion, zillion, and 1 half....timesssss.