Lyrics of 'Custom Fanny' by Graham Parker

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All right Charlie!

Well I'm lying on my Caribbean island
cosmopolitan and vogue in my hand
I'm more evil than bill wyman
I want 'em younger and dumber and tan
and when I see a young chicken in the center spread
I get my toadie to pick up the phone
call up the modeling agency
and then I ring her up at home
she's on the next flight

it's a custom fanny
my old wife looks like somebody's granny
I need a custom fanny
try to make a man outta me x2

Now if you're young enough to be my daughter
you're old enough to be my slave
if you're doing what you outta
you make a dead man come in his grave
and if you marry me you'll be a sucker
I'll trade you in when you get too old
I'm a real motherfucker if the truth be told

now bring me custom fanny
I'm gonna explore every nook and granny
of your custom fanny
try to make a man outta me x2

Try to make a man
when the chips are down
and the bets are off

when my pants are down
you're gonna make me cough

Chuck berry!

Now if you're old enough to be my daughter
you're old enough to be my slave
I'm just doing what I outta
it's what you do when you're depraved

it's a custom fanny
my old wife looks like somebody's granny
I need a custom fanny
try to make a man outta me x2

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