Lyrics of 'My 1st Single' by Eminem

Oh, yeah!
So much for first single on this one
Shady's the label aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out of erra of course we're about to stir up
Some shit thick as mix water with syrup
It's the mister picked-on-Christopher Reeves just for no reason
Other than just to tease him, cause he was his biggest fan
He used to be superman
Now I'm pourin' liquor, on the curb in his, name for him
"Eminem you wait 'til we meet up again, fucker
I'm kickin' your ass for everything you've ever said"
It goes one for the money two for the fuckin' show
Ready get set, let's go
Here comes the buckin' bronco
Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryna pick up where the "Eminem Show" left off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna change
As long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
I'll get away with murder
I'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran today
We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes in a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to God you was playin'
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I could've told ya to not do the same
'Cause one day it could cost you your name

And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so
Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh oh oh oh oh oh no
Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah
Erra oh oh ah ah
Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra
Poo poo ca ca

Erra-erra-Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derek bare naked
Chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka
Jeanine just turned 16 and used a fake id
To sneak in VIP to see R. Kelly (hihihihihi)
To be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree
Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Hickory dickory Dirk Diggler
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin' the chain
Twenty-two jerks and a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I sayin', allow me to run it back and rewind it rrrrrrara
Let me ask you again
Am I just jerkin' your chain
Am I berserk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Workin' the damn camera filmin' one of them
Paris hilton homemade porno's
Who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle
Chicka chicka
Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of 'em fuckin'
When they were just musketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club
And dusted them and went straight to the source with them
'Cause they coulda sworn someone said nuh
And then tried to erase and record over it
But, if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
Uh ah, and then the come ta, find out it was Jus-tin
Sayin' I'm done-uh!

Come on this was su-pposed...
To be my first single
But I just fucked that up so
Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh oh oh oh oh oh no
Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah
Erra oh oh ah ah
Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra
Poo poo ca ca

Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
It's 1-800-I'm-a-dick-sucker-I-love-to-suck-a-dick
And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me
Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
And I'll be sure to get back
As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay, make up with Ray (hey!)
So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock, bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck off, fucka-fuck off!

And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so
Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh oh oh oh oh oh no
Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah
Erra oh oh ah ah
Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra
Poo poo ca ca