Lyrics of 'When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand' by Dayglo Abortions

Do you want to know the lyrics of When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand by Dayglo Abortions? You're in the right place.

Do you love the song When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand? Can't quite understand what it says? Need the lyrics of When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand by Dayglo Abortions? You are in the place that has the answers to your desires.

Gather round and listen up my children
This is a story that'll scare the turds right out of your underwear
It's about a place called Neverland
Where all the naughty boys have to go for a sleep over

The man who lives there is creepy and weird
He looks like the bearded lady but without the beard
By the day he's full of fun and games
But as soon as you go to sleep he tries to slither under your sheets

All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry
When the big hand meets the little hand
I know you're bad but this guys worse
When the big hand meets the little hand

Now you might think that your parents are cruel
Sending you off to get molested is not very cool
But you should have thought about that when you were being bad
Now it's off to Michael Jackson's you should have listened to your dad

But if you're lucky and quick to act
You just might escape with your virginity intact
Right before bed you've gotta ask to you the phone
Tell him you miss your parents and you have to call home

But instead of your parents dial 9111
And when the operator answers, this is what you tell them
"Help me I'm at Michael Jackson's house and he's
stuck his glove up my shorts"

All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright
When the big hand meets the little hand
Cause Michael Jackson's gonna get you tonight
When the big hand meets the little hand

There are many reasons to want to know the lyrics of When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand by Dayglo Abortions.

The most common reason to want to know the lyrics of When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand is that you really like it. Obvious, right?

When we really like a song, as might be your case with When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand by Dayglo Abortions, we wish to be able to sing it knowing the lyrics well.

Knowing what the lyrics of When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand say allows us to put more feeling into the performance.

In case your search for the lyrics of the song When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand by Dayglo Abortions is because it makes you think of someone in particular, we suggest you dedicate it to them somehow, for example, by sending them the link to this website, they'll surely get the hint.

Something that happens more often than we think is that people search for the lyrics of When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand because there is some word in the song they don't quite understand and want to make sure of what it says.

Are you arguing with your partner because you understand different things when you listen to When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand? Having the lyrics of the song When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand by Dayglo Abortions at hand can settle many disputes, and we hope that it will.

It's important to note that Dayglo Abortions, in live concerts, has not always been or will be faithful to the lyrics of the song When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand... So it's better to focus on what the song When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand says on the record.

On this page, you have at your disposal hundreds of song lyrics, like When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand by Dayglo Abortions.

Learn the lyrics of the songs you like, like When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand by Dayglo Abortions, whether it's to sing them in the shower, make your covers, dedicate them to someone, or win a bet.