Lyrics of 'Going Back To Hogwarts' by Darren Criss

HARRY:
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

Can't believe how cruel they are
and it stings my lighting scar
to know that they'll never ever give me what I want.

I know I don't deserve these
awful rules made by the Dursleys
here on Privet drive.

Can't take these stupid muggles,
but despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, its September, so I'm skipping this town
Hey It's no mystery, theres nothing here for me now

I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
where everyone thinks I'm cool.

Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need.
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back---

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome

I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
and do it all with my best friend ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome

RON: yeah, cuz together we're totally awesome!

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RON:
It's been so long, but we're going back
don't go for work, don't go there for class

HARRY:
As long as we're together--

RON:
-- gonna kick some ass

HARRY & RON:
... and it's gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm

HERMIONE:
but let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
if we want to pass our OWLS!

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HERMIONE:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start
what I lack in looks well I make up in heart,
and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome

this year I plan to study a lot...

RON:
that would be cool if you were actually hot

HARRY:
hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

RON:
and that's cool...

HERMIONE:
... and that's totally awesome

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!

we're sick of summer and this waiting around
it's like we're sitting in the lost and found
don't take no sorcery
for anyone to see how...

we gotta get back to hogwarts
we gotta get back to school
we gotta get back to hogwarts
where everything is magic-cooooool

EVERYONE:
back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
--- I think we're going back...

CHOs POSSY:
Cho Chang
Domo arigato, Cho Chang
Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang

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CEDRIC:
Oh, Cho Chang
I am so in love with Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang

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MALFOY:
this year you bet, gonna get outta here
the reign of Malfoy is drawing near
I'll have the greatest wizard career,
and it's gonna be totally awesome

Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And Potter won't be in my way,
Then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

GOYLE:
Yeah you'll be the one that is totally awesome.

HERMIONE: Come on guys! We're gonna miss the train!

ALL:
Who knows how fast this years gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow

HARRY:
Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho,

RON:
Oh no, that be WAY too awesome

ALL:
We're back to learn everything that we can
It's great to come back to where we began
And here we are, and alakazam! here we go, this is totally awesome!

Come on and teach us everything you know
The summers over and we're itchin to go
I think we're ready for

NEVILLE:
Albus Dumbledore! Oooooo
Ahhhhhh.

DUMBLEDORE:
Welcome, all of you to Hogwarts
I Welcome all of you to school
Did you know that here at Hogwarts
We've got a hidden swimming pool?

Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, hotties, nerds, and tools
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
I'd like to go over just a couple of rules:

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ALL:
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love, and all that i need.
at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,

Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
To Gryffindors!
Hufflepuffs!
Ravenclaws!
Slytherins!
Back to the place where our story begins
At Hogwarts, Howarts,

DUMBLEDORE:
I'm sorry, whats its name?

ALL:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts

DUMBLEDORE:
I didn't hear you kids!

ALL:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts

HARRY:
Man, Im glad I''m back.