Lyrics of 'A Christmas Duel (com The Hives)' by Cyndi Lauper

The Hives:

I bought no gift this year and I slept with your sister
I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her
but with the year we had last and the dress that she wore
I just went along for the ride and I came back for more
and I'm sorry baby

Cyndi Lauper

That's all ok hunny cause see I burned the tree this year
and I slept with your brother, I wrecked your daddies car
and went down on your mother.
I set your record collection on fire and said I never knew
felt kind of bad about that and I know you did too
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

Both:

'Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad.
and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together

The Hives:

I married you last year bet you thought I was sober..right
but I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake
This could all have been over

Cyndi Lauper:

Oh hunny please don't excuse your behavior
Cause I know you don't hear me and change your will

Both:

It's not all in my favor
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
'Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together
and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together
and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together
and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together

Holding on without any reason
cause something strong this holiday season
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
'Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
and spend spend spend this Christmas together
and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together
and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together
and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together